Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Devil's Night Hustle

Do you have what it takes to meet the Ghosts of Lincoln’s past? Come find out this Devils Night and see if you come out alive...Meet at Van Dorn Park at 7:00, race at 7:30...$5 to race and there will be payouts at the finish.

Thursday, September 21, 2017

Messenger Hustle

You know you've always wanted to try being a bike messenger, and now is your chance! We'll have a few fun messenger/delivery themed challenges and lots of good times for this month's hustle.

Meet: 6pm Lincoln Bike Kitchen
Bring: $5 and a bag - all proceeds go to the Bike Kitchen!
Eat: Pepe's Burritos (free will donation) and hang out with frens for a bit
Race: 7pm

See you there!!

Friday, September 1, 2017

2017 Vest Earners

Derek and Jake finally earned their vests after all these years. We couldn't be more stoked to have them in the club and carrying the hustle torch forward. There's some more pics on insta under #warriorshustle. Thanks again for everyone who came out (twenty three of you!), congrats to the winners and sorry not sorry to the losers. Stay hungry and come back. 

Wednesday, August 9, 2017


All is darkness...The Five Dragon Lords have stolen the Golden Chains of Light. High Life taps across the land run dry. Radness is nowhere to be found.

To you has fallen the most dangerous task - to recover King Eric's Golden Chains of Light. Your mission is deadly, but it is your fate. Prophets have long foretold of your coming.

Mere bike speed and sweat are no match for the challenges of this hustle. You will be required to strategerize and team up to defeat your enemies.

Search out each of the Dragon Lords' lairs to battle for control of each Golden Chain of Light and face your destiny! You are the DRAGON WARRIOR.

Your adventure begins at Standing Bear Park on August 31st at 7pm!

When: August 31st, 7pm
Where: Standing Bear Park
Race: 730pm
Bring: A partner to race with, five bucks for community beer. (And if you can't sucker a friend into coming with you, we'll find you a partner!)

This is your once-in-a-year chance to win a hustle vest. The winning team of 2 will be patched in with two of these bad-mfers:

All finishers will get a sweet Lincoln Hustle sticker too:

Some teaser shots:

Thursday, July 27, 2017

Water World 2: Return of the Clogged Hot Tub Filter

Meet at 730pm, race at 8!

$5 Sanddollars to race, and you will get wet in case the name didn't tip you off.

Bring light, a bag is highly recommended as well. A swimsuit for the end wouldn't hurt and there will be food.

Monday, June 19, 2017

Handup Hustle

A little cyclocross in June for you courtesy of Jes and Rachel because, yes, #crossiscoming, just not quite soon enough!

All entry fees will be donated to Planned Parenthood because having access to health care is rad, and they need our help.

Start: Jamaica North Trailhead
Meet: 730pm
Race: 8pm
Cost: Five buckaroos

Suggested training: grabbing things while you're on your bike and consuming them.

Get ready to have some fun!

Thursday, June 1, 2017

Promcoming 2017 Recap

The Promcoming 2017 Riffraff - King+King: Jake & Rhino (behind the balloon), Princess and Prince: Ella & Dan

Quick recap of Promcoming 2017 for you from the host, Josh: 
It doesn't always workout that the host gets to participate in their own hustle, but fortunately my brother had the night off and he was able to run the finishing checkpoint for me. Thanks Cal!

We had 24 people at the start, and after getting a few stags partnered up we started the festivities. In order to keep things moving, we split the field in half to each of the first two stops (Art Class and P.E.), and then they'd do the other one.

My date and I headed off to PE class w/Coach Hansen:

He and his assistant, Coach Molly, had quite the workout routine for us. There was dribbling a soccer ball through some cones, a rope swing, basketball, partner jump rope, wheelbarrows, and then what I dubbed the welcome to hell station: 10 jumping jacks, 20 situps, and 20 burpees. Ouch. 😂

From there we went up to Art Class with Mr. Schmitty, where one of us had to recreate a watercolor that he painted waaaay back in his school days...Oh, and they had to do it blindfolded w/instructions from the non-blindfolded person. My partner offered up being blindfolded and we got our art on! (We did well enough for 2nd place in the art show!)

After the art stop, we were off to Minda's for a partner egg carry across her front yard. In another life I was likely a very good waiter because I carried that egg on a spoon with some mad speed. Our egg-of went off without a hitch and my date made it back across the yard w/o any issues. We grabbed our rad star balloon and headed to the final checkpoint.

The final checkpoint was a build a boutonniere/create a corsage to give to your partner*. We popped into Hot Mess where Mr. Metzner was there with supplies for us to get our craft on. After a Pim's cup and PBR tallboy we finished up and went into Method Cycles for the finish!

*It was at this point that I realized I left a checkpoint off the cue card...The Cheer Your Partner stop. Sorry I screwed this up Johnny! I owe you a drink or three! 

Method was nice enough to give us dollar off all beers and we had quite the afterparty. Unfortunately I had to leave early to get some real-life work done, but a good time was still had.

Thanks to all our stop hosts for making a very memorable evening! And thanks to everyone for coming out! See you on June 29th for the Handup Hustle!