Thursday, December 27, 2012

Krampus Karaoke Hustle Update

Krampus Karaoke Hustle
When: December 27th, 2012, 830pm
Where:  Ramos Pizza, 2435 South 48th Street
Cost: Free!
Singing: Optional


  1. Sarah J - managed to take the win with Toby Keith's I Love this Bar
  2. Clint R - with his awkward rendition of Hanson's Mmm-Bop.
  3. Matt D - sang an incredible version of GnR's November Rain (that I think should've won!) 

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Krampus Karaoke Hustle

Krampus Karaoke Hustle
When: December 27th, 2012 (time TBD)
Where:  (TBD)
Cost: Free!

Waiting to see what the weather is going to be like to settle on a time/place. You don't have to sing, but if you do we'll have a competition of sorts. Costumes and offerings to Krampus are encouraged.

If enough singers are interested we may let people buy requests for them to sing and donate that money to either the food pantry or Bike Kitchen.

Monday, October 22, 2012

Grain Gods Hustle

Thursday, October 25th
Stransky Park
Cards will be handed out at 7:30pm
Race @ 8pm
For a better harvest in 2013

Monday, October 1, 2012

More Hustle Business

First off, there is serious awesome involved in making costumes for a hustle "just because."


Now then, on to business. Luigi up there is in charge of October's hustle, and the folks at the Bike Kitchen have claimed November. We need hosts to take on December and January. Post up if you're interested...

Friday, September 28, 2012

HUGE Thanks to Josh for organizing this. Thank you to anyone who helped him and everyone that showed up. It was a blast.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Tendo Hustle

Where: Stuhr Park
When: 730pm for check-ins, 800pm Race
Cost: $5

Bring yer ID if you'd like an adult beverage or two and/or would like to hang out until after 10.

Monday, September 3, 2012

Bag and helmet lost at last weeks hustle

Cammi lost her gray swiss army backpack and a gray specialized helmet that was latched on to it at O'Rourkes the other night. If you know where it went or saw where it wandered off it let Josh know at 5558675309 or @LNKHustle. Thanks!

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

August Hustle!

The regular hustle will be tomorrow night, August 30th. Phones not required.

Cuddles at 730pm, unprotected racing at 8pm. 2948 Cable Ave. $5

Friday, July 27, 2012

Hustle de Lincoln

Head on over to to find out about the month long hustle for August!

This is the sort of card you're looking for at each of the stops: Each stop will have a different number you'll need to text in!

The regular Hustle will be on August 30th, cuddles at 730pm, unprotected racing at 8pm. 2948 Cable Ave.

Thursday, July 26, 2012


29 cyclists participated, helping Rhino celebrate his birthday and raising over $150.00 for the Star City Pride Victim Recovery Fund in the process. A small storm moved through Lincoln within 5 minutes of the race beginning, drenching the participants. It was awesome. Much thanks to Minda Loo for, once again, hosting the annual event and to the ladies who showed up with their instruments and provided music. Congratulations to Josh and Jeremiah for their win and to Laura for her 1st place female win.

Hustle. Results.

Some people wanted to know how much they didn't win, so I present to you these OFFICIAL RESULTS: 1. Josh - Jeremiah 2. Ronnie - Tasha 3. Kupo - Kelly 4. Ian - Tony 5. Laura - Aaron 6. Matt A - Kimball 7. Setzer - Bob 8. Bennett - Jared 9. Andy - Jenny 10. Jeff - Charles 11. Russel - Meghan 12. Dar - Caroline (time DQ) 13. Graham - Rob (time DQ) 14. Justin - Tammy (time DQ) All complaints about these results should be directed at Patrick, because he had nothing to do with them and he will enjoy hearing about your troubles. -DK

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Lincoln. Crummy weekend. Come race with us.

Let's get together. 
If you live in Lincoln, or happened to be here this Thursday, come race your bike with us. 

The Rhino beckons.

 It's his birthday.

Thursday July, 26th   
520 A Street
Meet 7:30 pm
Race at 8:00 pm

21+. $5 per racer.  Proceeds will go to Star City Pride''s victim recovery fund.

Friday, July 20, 2012


Thursday July, 26th Meet at 730 Race at 8 520 A Street. $5

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

I Wanna Make You WET!!

Girls, (and Guys), I Wanna Make You WET!! HUSTLE

MeetGreet: 7.00
RaceFace: 7.30
Start: 2630 N. 27th st Back Garage Door
Bills: 3 Lil' Washingtons

You might need protection and an extra pair of panties!

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Get Smart

The Philosophy Hustle Thursday, May 31, 2012 Holmes Lake 7:30pm Bring a lock, $5.00, a brain, and a moral compass. Meet at 7:00. Race starts at 7:30

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Hoppy Hustle comin' up

Thursday, April 26, 2012

  • via host Jeremiah...

    "What the chuck is a hustle? Well, a hustle is a type of bicycle scavenger hunt that takes place across an urban area by a group of surly, drunken cyclists that results in a race to the death. The first racer to reach the final destination having visited all given checkpoints and completing all physical/mental/liquid challenges wins. This month's HUSTLE!! will be an ode to that crazy mythical creature the Easter Bunny. Not because he's really that cool or anything but mostly because Easter just got over and all the sweet, stale Easter stuff at Walgreens was 90% off.

    Why: Glory

    When: Plum Street Alley Cat Races start 5:30 pm
    Hustle Starts 7pm sharp.

    Entry Fee: $5


    Men's Fastest

    Women's Fastest

    Men's Inebriated

    Women's Inebriated

    Men's/Women's Style

    What do I need?: Bicycle, brews, small bag"

    RSVP on the Facespace, if you like...that's where you'll find the address of the Tree Top Lounge, where the fun begins.
  • Saturday, March 31, 2012

    Scrabble Hustle Bingos

    First & second place in the 3rd Annual Scrabble Hustle both scored bingos, securing 50 bonus points.

    First place: EXERTED (one blank), 64 points, Elisabeth Grindcore
    Second place: JAILERS (one blank), 63 points, Alex Gemo

    Great race, Dan!

    Wednesday, March 14, 2012

    Return of the Scrabble Hustle

    Meet at 7:30 pm Thursday March 29th at Center courtyard of SouthPointe Pavilions (between Banana Republic and Victoria’s Secret)

    Race starts at 8:00pm


    7 checkpoints, one letter per checkpoint

    Highest scoring word wins.

    Race ends 45 minutes after first rider finishes.

    Finishing involves assembling a word with as many letters from the checkpoints as the rider can use.

    1st rider to finish: triple word score

    2nd rider to finish: double word score

    3rd rider to finish: triple letter score

    4th rider to finish: double letter score

    Using seven letters for one word ‘bingo’: 50 points

    All checkpoints are optional. Riders must have a word to finish, and all words must be in the Official Scrabble Players Dictionary 3rd edition.

    Only letters that are used to form a word count toward scores. Only one letter can be used from each checkpoint.

    Sunday, February 26, 2012

    Return of the Scrabble Hustle

    Mr. Kroll is back with the RETURN OF THE SCRABBLE HUSTLE. March 29th. Radness.

    Friday, February 24, 2012

    Names n' Dates

    People are calling host duties. When are you up?
    March 29: Dan K
    April 26: Jeremiah G
    May 31: Allison F
    June 28: Rick W
    July 26: Patrick S

    Wednesday, February 22, 2012


    Mount those steeds and come out for some REAL training.
    START: Under VIADUCT btwn Haymarket & Stadium
    MEETGREET: 7pm
    RACEFACE: 7.30pm
    5 bones

    Tuesday, January 31, 2012

    Monday, January 30, 2012


    It's been quiet over here for a couple months. The ear I keep to the ground, though, has heard that Ms. Sydney Brown is planning a hustle for February.